Arch E. Benthic, a.k.a. Harris B. Stewart
“The Id of the Squid,” 1970
has spent two weeks in traction,
The Chief has a cut on his head,
The Doctor is missing in action
With a burn that has sent him to bed.
Various others have bruises
And legs and backs that are sore.
The dangerous parts of these cruises
Are the motorbikes ridden ashore.
AOML Keynotes, Vol. 4, No. 5, pp. 1-4.